I miss you.

I miss me too.

I gotta admit…

female police officers are fucking hot. 

All that authority and power at their job during the day.

But later that night they’re naked in your bed, taking it from behind screaming “FUCK ME HARDER, DADDY!” 

You are neglecting your tumblr!

I was. Not anymore.

Inside The Actors Studio Questionnaire

Lately, I’ve been watching a lot of reruns of “Inside The Actors Studio.” I’ve always loved the show. An in-depth interview with some of the greatest artists of our time, with an incredibly creepy host basically giving oral to each an every fortunate individual to set foot on the stage.  *sigh* I’ll probably never be a guest there. I’m no real actor. Just a drunk man with a hit or miss sense of humor on the internet and a beautiful head of hair. 

I decided I’d answer the 10 questions that Mr. Lipton always asks his guests at the closing of the interview. 

Created by Bernard Pivot. 


1. What is your favorite word?


2. What is your least favorite word?


3. What turns you on?

A big, sexy ass on a gorgeous woman.

4. What turns you off?

Fake words and actions. 

5. What sound do you love?


6. What sound do you hate?

Babies crying.

7. What is your favorite curse word?

Jesus Fucking Christ!

8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

I’ve always wanted to be a psychologist. 

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Bathroom Attendant.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

"Come on in, mother fucker! There’s an eternal open bar. You can drink as much as you want, but here, you won’t feel the need to constantly be drunk anymore."

I suggest all my Tumblr friends to answer these 10 questions. It’s kind of therapeutic. 

AlcoholicMan Thoughts…

If I ever start losing my hair, I’m gonna take a lot of photos of myself, so that when I’m older and bald, I can look back at the good times when I had hair…..also, I’ll have plenty of ammunition for suicide.


I’m glad the internet has made it so easy for people to express themselves. Self-expression is, as a rule, a good thing for humanity.

Unfortunately the tantalizing power to respond immediately with a slap (or a suck up) has been handed to millions (of idiots) in the form of an unfollow, star, RT…

What difference has my life made?

What difference has yours made? Is that what we all hope for? A hope to make a difference? I really don’t think so. I guess the one and only thing we care for is being happy, no matter what the cost.

I feel, for myself, that I have gone too far. I have burnt too many bridges, damaged too many souls. Damaged myself too much. I really didn’t know that’s what I was doing at the time.

I wish I could take it back. I wish I could take it all back! But, I can’t. No matter where I go or where I lay, I’m always gonna have these demons on my back. I guess, in some way, I’ve chose to embrace them, transforming myself into The AlcoholicMan.

I couldn’t find my way out. I just saw what was ahead of me and accepted it. Who’s to blame? Me. No One. Me. No One. ME! I don’t know.

Cheers, guys. You do me more good than you do evil.

#NowPlaying Suicide Country. From one guy who drank himself to death to another A-Man who’s drinking himself to death.

Just carried my gym bag into the bank with me. I was stopped by security and they checked it for weapons. Thanks a lot, criminals & terrorists, you caused me a minor incovienwnce today.

Also, fuck you!

I'm starting up a podcast, would you be willing to be a guest on it?

Let me know,

I may be interested. When where and how?